For Such A Time as This

This is a little request. What I want for Christmas is for folks to give our President Elect the same opportunity to  mess up as you did for the last President. You all gave him eight whole years worth. All I am asking for is 8 months. 8 months free of pointless protests, angry tweets, comedians taking pot shots, etc. I know this would be terribly hard for some and you may need to join a support group or take up residence in your safe space.  Maybe college students could take a semester off and work in the fast food industry if they don't already. It makes you a much more eager and diligent student when you return the following semester. I would also like to not see the Clintons or Obama for those eight months. Go on another vacation in a remote area and keep a low profile. Wear disguises. Might I suggest Brazil or Honduras.  And finally for pity sake stop trying to start a war with Russia. THEY HAVE PULSE WEAPONS!  Forget about the nukes. No one wants to use those. The fallout drifts dimwits. So 8 months that all. Give Trump a chance. And make the wall a toll road and it will pay for itself.